Say What? Taco Bell Has Breakfast Now?

Dailymail Taco Bell, the fast-food chain that caters to late-night snacking, is making a play for the breakfast crowd. The Mexican-style restaurant chain introduced a breakfast menu Thursday at almost 800 restaurants, mostly in nearly a dozen Western states. The rollout adds to the scramble among fast-food heavyweights competing for the morning allegiance of on-the-go consumers. The chain’s breakfast staples include burritos stuffed with eggs and either sausage, bacon or steak; sausage and egg wraps; hash browns; hot or iced coffee; and orange juice. Stores will open their doors and drive-thrus at least one hour earlier to serve breakfast. For most, that means an 8 or 9 a.m. opening, with breakfast ending at 11 a.m. local time.Taco Bell is teaming with such recognizable brands as Johnsonville, Cinnabon, Tropicana and Seattle’s Best. Menu items range from 99 cents to $2.79

Let’s get one thing straight. I love breakfast. Every UFC fight, I make my way over to Pipers and just slay a pipers breakfast special. Eggs, hash browns, sausage, waffles and coffee all for like 9 bucks. It’s a fucking steal. I think Pipers breakfast is for sure one of the most underrated things out there. Maybe 2 notches below sex in the morning.

Anyways I’m not hating on Taco Bell here at all. I’m sure their breakfast is delicious as hell. But if I’m going to eat rat meat and consume 1000 calories, it’s gonna be on a volcano burrito and volcano nachos. You better fucking believe that. No regular tacos, no bean nonsense. Doesn’t matter when it is. 8 in the morning. 2 in the morning. It’s volcano burrito or go home. Why would you get anything else? What’s the point? It’s like ordering soda at a bar or going to a strip club and not getting lap dances. Makes no sense.

PS. I actually go to strip clubs all the time and never get lap dances.

PPS. That Cinnabon Delight looks so fucking delicious. I wouldn’t know whether to bite one or stick my dick in it.