Would You Rather Be This Tree Or These Tennis Rackets?

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Personally I’d rather be the tree. Seems dead after that first kick. All other subsequent kicks are null because I don’t feel them. Tennis racket though, keeps reincarnating. Blow after blow to the ground. How weak is this guy though. Andy Roddick can put a whole tennis ball through the ground, but this dude tries his hardest for a minute straight and not a crack on the floor.