Excavator Water Park Ride

Fucking rednecks. Know how to live life huh? Can’t afford pools or to go to the waterpark so they build a pool and have uncle Cletus bring good ol’ bulldozer over to Uncle Bubba’s house. Ridiculous what broke people will do to have fun. Call me spoiled, but unless you put 5 Jessica Alba’s in that luxurious pool, I wouldn’t even stick a toe in that sewage. Who am I kidding. I’d probably be the first one cannonballing off the hook.