Koreans Have Talent : Lee Ha Yi (KPOP Star)

Really excited.
Why? It’s about time Koreans are taken more seriously about their talents.
Put away the math,dry cleaning, and slanted eye jokes. Bring on the compliments.
We can dance, we can sing, we can do it with the best of em.
Guess what? Our country is half the size of Minnesota and we’re pumping out all sorts of shit.

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Preview Apple MAC OS x Mountain Lion

Wow.
Adding the iMessage feature to your laptop really changes things.
Sending photos,videos, and texts while browsing on your computer is definitely a plus.
Now your porn experiences through your computer can go uninterrupted, as Mac tries to really make life so much more convenient through their products, and their products ONLY.

I know all the rappers are going to jump on that Notes feature.
Maybe Drake can let his Blackberry down.

 

Okay Fine One More. Happy Birthday Michael Jordan

Happy Birthday MJ. I’m gonna go wait in line for the IV cements after work today. I think this may be the first time I’ve ever done this for shoes. Guy is the greatest man to walk earth. Do people these days know how fucking ridiculous it was for him to walk away from the NBA after 3 championships to play minor league baseball. Take your time and actually think about that. Fucking ridiculous. Remember how much hype went on during the Decision. Now instead of Lebron taking his talents to south beach he said he was going to take his talents to Alabama to live on a fucking farm and play for the Birmingham Barons. Or if Kobe told us 3 years ago that he was leaving the Lakers Dynasty to go play for some Dodgers Minor League affiliate in Bakersfield. I feel like people like Stephen A Smith’s head would explode. ┬áThen after 2 years he comes back and wins 3 more championships. I don’t think people appreciate the ridiculousness that was Michael Jordan. Happy Birthday big guy. I know you read loudmouse.

23 awesome picture of Jordan.
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Korea Takes These Love Days Pretty Seriously Huh

Holy shit… having a girlfriend in Korea must suck. And you thought it was bad in America. Imagine going to Tiffany’s every month on the 12th. Just blowing your entire paycheck at your jeweler and florist. Buying champagne and trying to get your girlfriend drunk every 14th. Putting down reservations to the most yelp reviewed four money sign restaurants, trying to top the last month. Shit must suck. And imagine if your girlfriend’s cycle is that week. Like 10-15. You’re kind of fucked.

PS. How does the year culminate with a hug? December 14th should be sex day. Straight up. For all those poor guys who slaved for 11 months and couldn’t get lucky even once. Mandatory sex day.

WTF : Louis Vuitton Range Rover

Louis Vuitton condoms, Louis Vuitton playing cards, and now Louis Vuitton Range Rover?!
I know Louis Vuitton would never do something like this, and to have it personally made is a total waste of money.
I don’t see the reason to take a perfectly normal car, and stick monogram prints all around it.

At least make it the Damier print.

Found This On Facebook. Once Again, We’re Not Always Assholes. Sometimes We Care

Attention! Important!
Especially to the ladies we all care about…
A MESSAGE FROM THE OFFICE OF ATTORNEY GENERAL
STATE OF MICHIGAN :

SITUATION..
While driving on a rural end of the roadway on Thursday morning, I saw an infant car seat on the side of the road with a blanket draped over it.
For whatever reason, I did not stop, even though I had all kinds of thoughts running through my head. But when I got to my destination, I called the Canton PD and they were going to check it out. But, this is what the Police advised even before they went out there to check….

“There are several things to be aware of … gangs and thieves are now plotting different ways to get a person (mostly women) to stop their vehicle and get out of the car.

“There is a gang initiation reported by the local Police Department where gangs are placing a car seat by the road…with a fake baby in it….waiting for a woman, of course, to stop and check on the abandoned baby.

“Note that the location of this car seat is usually beside a wooded or grassy (field) area and the person — woman — will be dragged into the woods, beaten and raped, and usually left for dead. If it’s a man, they’re usually beaten and robbed and maybe left for dead, too.

DO NOT STOP FOR ANY REASON!!! DIAL 9-1-1 AND REPORT WHAT YOU SAW, BUT DON ‘T EVEN SLOW DOWN.

Oh yea, about the EGGS:
“IF YOU ARE DRIVING AT NIGHT AND EGGS ARE THROWN AT YOUR WINDSHIELD, DO NOT STOP TO CHECK YOUR CAR, DO NOT OPERATE THE WIPERS AND DO NOT SPRAY ANY WATER BECAUSE EGGS MIXED WITH WATER BECOME MILKY, AND BLOCK YOUR VISION UP TO 92.5%, AND YOU ARE THEN FORCED TO STOP BESIDE THE ROAD AND BECOME A VICTIM OF THESE CRIMINALS.
THIS IS A NEW TECHNIQUE USED BY GANGS, SO PLEASE INFORM YOUR FRIENDS AND RELATIVES.

THESE ARE DESPERATE TIMES AND THESE ARE UNSAVORY INDIVIDUALS WHO WILL TAKE DESPERATE MEASURES TO GET WHAT THEY WANT.”

Please talk to your loved ones about this. This is a new tactic being used. Please be safe.

Get started NOW — SEND THIS MESSAGE TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND LOVED ONES TO BE CAREFUL AND BE AWARE OF EVERYTHING AROUND THEM SO AS NOT TO BECOME THE VICTIM.

WARNING # 3:
Some knew about the red light on cars, but not Dialing 112.
It was about 1:00 p.m. in the afternoon, and Lauren was driving to visit a friend. An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his lights on. Lauren’s parents have always told her to never pull over for an unmarked car on the side of the road,but rather to wait until they get to a gas station, etc.

Lauren had actually listened to her parents advice, and promptly called,112 on her cell phone to tell the police dispatcher that she would not pull over right away. She proceeded to tell the dispatcher that there was an unmarked police car with a flashing red light on his rooftop behind her. The dispatcher checked to see if there were police cars where she was andthere weren’t, and he told her to keep driving, remain calm and that he had back up already on the way.

Ten minutes later 4 cop cars surrounded her and the unmarked car behind her. One policeman went to her side and the others surrounded the car behind. They pulled the guy from the car and tackled him to the ground. The man was a convicted rapist and wanted for other crimes.
I never knew about the 112 Cell Phone feature. I tried it on my AT&T phone & it said, “Dialing Emergency Number.”
Especially for a woman alone in a car, you should not pull over for an unmarked car. Apparently police have to respect your right to keep going on to a safe place.

*Speaking to a service representative at Bell Mobility confirmed that 112 was a direct link to State trooper info. So, now it’s your turn to let your friends know about “Dialing, 112”

You may want to send this to every Man, Woman & Youngster you know; it may well save a life.

This applies to ALL 50 states
PLEASE PASS ALONG TO FRIENDS AND FAMILY, IT CAN SAVE A LIFE…

Kim Jong Un is Dead. Praise Allah!

Nationalpost-Here’s one version of the rumor, cleaned up from the crappy Google translation:According to reliable sources, North Korean leader [Kim Jong-Un was killed] in Beijing in February 10 2012, at 2 o’clock and 45 minutes. Unknown persons broke into his residence shot and were subsequently shot and killed by the bodyguard.

We like to stay pretty current and accurate with our news. Pffft. Yeah right. We’re never right and we’re always at least a day behind on stuff. Anyways with a track record like ours, if we’re posting it, it’s probably not true. Well there are rumors apparently flying around that Kim Jong Il’s fatass son, Kim Jong Un got assassinated. There are 2 things that are leading people to believe this. What does having a caravan of black cars have anything to do with him dying. I didn’t read anything about an ambulance or a hearse. Is that how North Koreans take their Gods to hospitals? Doubt it bro. Second thing is reliable sources coming from Chinese twitter. I don’t use twitter so I have no idea what it has to do with anything here, but anything chinese sucks ass, especially reliable sources. So you heard it here first folks. Kim Jong Un isn’t dead. Fatass is alive and well. Loudmouse. The most dependable news source out there. Bitches.