Say What? Taco Bell Has Breakfast Now?

Dailymail Taco Bell, the fast-food chain that caters to late-night snacking, is making a play for the breakfast crowd. The Mexican-style restaurant chain introduced a breakfast menu Thursday at almost 800 restaurants, mostly in nearly a dozen Western states. The rollout adds to the scramble among fast-food heavyweights competing for the morning allegiance of on-the-go consumers. The chain’s breakfast staples include burritos stuffed with eggs and either sausage, bacon or steak; sausage and egg wraps; hash browns; hot or iced coffee; and orange juice. Stores will open their doors and drive-thrus at least one hour earlier to serve breakfast. For most, that means an 8 or 9 a.m. opening, with breakfast ending at 11 a.m. local time.Taco Bell is teaming with such recognizable brands as Johnsonville, Cinnabon, Tropicana and Seattle’s Best. Menu items range from 99 cents to $2.79

Let’s get one thing straight. I love breakfast. Every UFC fight, I make my way over to Pipers and just slay a pipers breakfast special. Eggs, hash browns, sausage, waffles and coffee all for like 9 bucks. It’s a fucking steal. I think Pipers breakfast is for sure one of the most underrated things out there. Maybe 2 notches below sex in the morning.

Anyways I’m not hating on Taco Bell here at all. I’m sure their breakfast is delicious as hell. But if I’m going to eat rat meat and consume 1000 calories, it’s gonna be on a volcano burrito and volcano nachos. You better fucking believe that. No regular tacos, no bean nonsense. Doesn’t matter when it is. 8 in the morning. 2 in the morning. It’s volcano burrito or go home. Why would you get anything else? What’s the point? It’s like ordering soda at a bar or going to a strip club and not getting lap dances. Makes no sense.

PS. I actually go to strip clubs all the time and never get lap dances.

PPS. That Cinnabon Delight looks so fucking delicious. I wouldn’t know whether to bite one or stick my dick in it.

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Wonkavision Prototype Out. The TV You Can Interact With By Sticking Your Hand In It

Dailymail-Television that you reach inside and interact with, like Willy Wonka’s Wonkavision in the classic 1970s movie, could be just around the corner.
Media student Jayne Vidheecharoen from the Art Center College of Design in California has designed a prototype TV that converts physical hands into virtual ones when users put them in the back of the box. Google Streetview appears as a back drop courtesy of a green screen and digital objects can be manipulated and moved around at will.

Somebody really needs to show me how to embed videos. Fuck wordpress. Click here for the video.

Do you know why TV is so awesome? You press power and you just get to sit there and it does everything for you. It brainwashes you. It entertains you. It makes you laugh. I threw my remote at the wall over the summer, watching one of my humongous parlays miss on the last play of the game and it hasn’t worked since. Over the weekend my Cable box decided to die on me so now I’m stuck with Netflix and Hulu+ on my PS3 and it absolutely sucks. The entire reason I got a TV was to mollywhop in 2k12 and to sit on my bed and press channel up and down like a mindless zombie. Not to sit there and contemplate which 1990s movie I should rewatch or which TV show I could catch up on. I want the TV to do the decision making for me. If you’re going to come out with some interactive TV where I have to stick my hand in and make shit happen, that’s not a TV.

PS. No lie this actually looks pretty cool. I’d just never pay for one.

Bowl Season is Here

I don’t like the Oregon Ducks. I don’t like Darron Thomas, LaMichael James, their ugly jerseys, BUT this is the fucking coolest football helmet maybe ever. I think the Bengals have the best NFL helmets. Followed by the Rams, Panthers, Cowboys, Steelers and Packers. In that order. I think these college kids have just changed the helmet game for good. If people collected football helmets, I’d be getting one of these. They’re debuting these helmets on January 2nd 2012, for the Rose Bowl.

The Rap Board

For all you hip-hop lovers. A friend of mine posted this on my wall today and I thought I’d share it with you all. Keeps you entertained for a good 5 minutes or so. My personal favorites were Pusha T’s and Officer Ricky’s first head. Click on the image above to check out the site.