Cover Girl Cover Your Face in Arsenic

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Standing Ovation : Malena Costa

August 31st, 1989.
Spanish model Malena Costa’s been linked with Barcelona’s Captain,Carlos Puyol.
I think they broke up..I hope they did.

She has the droopy eye effect going on.
That, “I’m sad because you’re not playing with me” look.

Remind me to be born again as a cat.

God blessed the year 1989.

Asian Strippers In New York Wearing Lin Jerseys On Stage

TMRzooLinsanity has reached every corner of New York and everyone seems to be getting excited… even the dancers at Rick’s Cabaret. That’s right, the girls from the favorite gentlemen’s club of the Howard Stern show staff have gone “Linsane”. “We love the Knicks, and Jeremy Lin is amazing,” said Sky, a dancer at the famous midtown Manhattan gentlemen’s club. “He’s done so much for the team. I think everyone here in New York has got the linsanity.” “He’s linvincible,” said Rick’s Cabaret Girl Anna. “I would like a lintroduction to him. I find him lintriguing,” she explained. “I’m wearing his #17 jersey, and its so easy to strip out of,” she cooed.“We support Lin and the Knicks. Anyone bringing their ticket stub after a Knick game will get complimentary admission here at the club,” said Rick’s Cabaret Girl Alex.You can go to Rick’s yourself and discuss Jeremy Lin and the Knicks in person with all the girls.”

This is when you know this whole Linsanity is getting out of hand. Not the racist ESPN posts, not Mayweather and Lil Wayne being haters, not even when Kim Kardashians trying to fuck. You know it’s getting out of hand when Asian strippers are wearing his jersey as a stripper uniform. We’re talking about Jeremy Lin, the Chinese kid from Harvard who said his favorite rapper was LeCrae and that he listens to Hillsong? The same kid who’s taking the NBA by storm, but also was a leader of the Christian club at Harvard. I’m so jealous of J-Lin I can’t stand it. I’m sure there wasn’t ever an office pool over at ESPN, J-Lin losing his v-card by season end is something I’d bet on. With the addition of JR Smith, the insane amount of publicity to the point where Kim K herself is advertising herself and now strippers opening their legs with his number on his back. No way that man can stay single.

Jeremy Lin : Black or Asian? Jerry or Jeremy? Knicks or Giants?

God I love white girls.
She has that Crest Whitening Strips smile, nice curly hair, and a wife beater full of tits.
What more can you really ask for?
I mean, to add brains into this equation is certainly out of the question.
We have to remember that God is fair.

She insists to Jerry that her Sorority girls know how to party and like to have fun.
Paint me black, give me a Giants jersey, and 7 more inches on my cock and I’m good for the orgy.

Adele Leaked Photos?


I can stomach a lot of things. Two girls one cup had me dry heaving, but I kept my cool. Those terrorist beheadings didn’t really phase me. I can watch a lot of abnormal things but I swear if I ever saw Adele naked I don’t think I could sex ever again normally. Every vagina from now til death would remind me of that one picture. I still remember the first porn picture I ever saw. It was a girl sticking a cucumber up her butthole. Took me like 20 minutes trying to figure out whether it that was shit or a cucumber because I couldn’t understand why anybody would stick something in something that was made to bring shit out. To this day I don’t think I can ever anal a girl. Mentally scarred forever. Also I’ve never ate a cucumber after that too. So all of you twisted fucking perverts need to stop coming here for naked Adele pictures. We don’t have any. Even if we did, you really need to question yourself and ask if you actually like women if you’re googling “adele leaked photos.” We’re actually just looking out for you.

PS. Don’t get me wrong I’m as big of an Adele fan as they come. I know literally every lyric to every song. So what I write isn’t a reflection of how I feel towards Adele, it’s just why would you want to fucking see her naked?

Nekkid Brittney Palmer

YES! YES! YES! A couple months ago, I ran this poll asking who was hotter. Brittney Palmer or Arianny Celeste. Close vote, but Arianny ended up winning. I don’t care cause Brittney Palmer wins in my book every time. Naked Brittney Palmer though? Never thought this day would come. Oh yeah and my comment about the black girl, she’s actually not that ugly when she’s alone. I’ve seen her by herself and she’s kind of hot. It’s just that you put her in between two of the hottest bitches to roam earth and yeah she’s going to look like a 30 year old Michelle Obama.

Naked Brittney Palmer after the jump. Seriously don’t click at work or in front of your girlfriend. It took me like 4 cups of coffee to get the courage to post this at work.

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