Man Utd Files : Edwin Van Der Sar

Don’t get me wrong.
I can’t wait until De Gea develops into a world-class keeper, and I respect Fergie’s decision to bring him in.
But I can’t help but to miss VDS wearing the 1 shirt.
There’s something about having him between the sticks that makes me feel safe.

Goodbye Chelsea.

He likes eating kimchi.
I swear.


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Standing Ovation : Malena Costa

August 31st, 1989.
Spanish model Malena Costa’s been linked with Barcelona’s Captain,Carlos Puyol.
I think they broke up..I hope they did.

She has the droopy eye effect going on.
That, “I’m sad because you’re not playing with me” look.

Remind me to be born again as a cat.

God blessed the year 1989.

Rooney Out for Thursday’s Game vs Ajax

Rooney will be out of the clash between United and Ajax tomorrow night with a throat infection (no homo).

Rooney is out for tomorrow,” said Sir Alex. “He has a bad throat. There were traces of it in Amsterdam last Thursday and he’s been in bed for a lot of the weekend. He came in this morning for the first time. We’re trying hard to get him ready for Sunday [at Norwich].”


Hopefully this doesn’t dampen the team’s morale.
Berbatov will have a chance to prove himself, but I’m not holding my breath.
We are playing at home, so I will expect a victory despite being up 2-0 aggregate.


Fuck Recession : 70% Off North Face

North Face looks to empty out some shelves by promoting a decent sale.
The items on sale are from past seasons, but who really gives a shit.
There’s some stuff for men, and a lot of exercising tights for women.
Time to work out the Valentine’s Day chocolate fat you picked up, why not do it in style?

Click HERE to view the sale.

Things I Would Buy if This Blog Made Money : Billionaire Boys Club

This the type of shit that makes you wanna walk up to a bitch and just slap her.
That’s how fuckin pimp the outfit is.
The pants come with the suspenders, and suspenders mean business.

Item : The Orientation Pants
Price : $145.00

Not a huge fan of pink, but this is on some good shit.
Bitches wanna lick you cause you remind em of cotton candy.

Item : The Mascot Hoody
Price : $155