So I guess in hockey they’re called ice girls, not cheerleaders. Almost nobody knows this about me, but I used to play hockey. Kindergarten to 5th grade. I know that doesn’t even count but I was a fucking baller in hockey. Was playing in 8 and under at 6. 10 and under at age 7. It’s a lot more of an accomplishment than it sounds. Probably the only kid in Culver City Sharks history to ever do that. Scored a hat trick in Las Vegas at age 9. I was Jeremy Lin-ing the circuits in elementary school. Anyways, if I knew my future held standing ovations like fucking Gabby here. I probably would’ve honed in my skills. Might’ve been an LA King. March through December after the jump. Actually I don’t even know what month is what. Arsee could be August for all I know.
PS. If you give me like 20 bucks, I’ll print em out on glossy paper and make you a bootleg calendar. For real.
PPS. Can you guys help us come up with a better way to refer to hot chicks than standing ovation. I didn’t even know what it meant til this weekend. Apparently its called standing ovation cause your dick is standing cause the girl is that hot. How stupid is that?
PPPS. I know there’s only 10 girls but I spent like fucking 15 minutes looking for 11 and 12. They don’t exist. Maybe I’ll go out and scan the calendar for you fuckers.