Holy shit… having a girlfriend in Korea must suck. And you thought it was bad in America. Imagine going to Tiffany’s every month on the 12th. Just blowing your entire paycheck at your jeweler and florist. Buying champagne and trying to get your girlfriend drunk every 14th. Putting down reservations to the most yelp reviewed four money sign restaurants, trying to top the last month. Shit must suck. And imagine if your girlfriend’s cycle is that week. Like 10-15. You’re kind of fucked.
PS. How does the year culminate with a hug? December 14th should be sex day. Straight up. For all those poor guys who slaved for 11 months and couldn’t get lucky even once. Mandatory sex day.