Ke$ha Is A Nympho

StarPulse- Singer Ke$ha throws “clothing-optional” house parties at her Tennessee home and invites guests to cover one another with bright body paint.The hitmaker is known for her offbeat dress sense and her wild party lifestyle, and the singer loves nothing better than letting loose in the comfort of her own home.She tells Glamour magazine, “Sometimes I have parties at my house in Nashville and it’s clothing-optional, and we just body-paint each other and run around, and I have a giant bed. I’m very much in touch with that side of myself.”But Ke$ha insists the parties aren’t as strange as they sound: “It’s not a weird sex orgy thing. You can wear a bathing suit!”

You know how I know you’re guilty Ke$ha? Because you defended yourself before anyone said anything. It’s like when my friends tell me they’re going to a skrillex or deadmau5 concert. They immediately start talking about how they’re not going to drop green gucci pills or purple pokeballs and how it’s safe to take these particular pills. So you can just shut the fuck up with the “It’s not a weird sex orgy thing” because thats EXACTLY what this is. Listen. You may be a superstar who brushes her teeth with Jack Daniels, but like the rest of us. You’re human. You see a penis, you want to touch it. If a guy sees your tits, he wants to grab them. It’s human nature. So spare us the whole I’m not a pervert routine because 100 out of 100 times, naked people and a bed results in sex.

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