This Chick Will Die If She Doesn’t Stop Only Eating Pizza And She Doesn’t a F*ck

TheSunA woman who has eaten only cheese and tomato pizza for 31 years has been told she could DIE unless she quits her bizarre dining habit. Mature student Claire Simmons, 33, gags if she puts anything but a plain pizza slice in her mouth. She also SHAKES the moment she is presented with any other type of food.Now doctors have warned that her bizarre condition — known as Selective Eating Disorder — is increasing her risk of a stroke or heart attack in later life. She said: “I keep myself healthy with exercise and drink a lot of water. “But my GP says I’m storing up many problems for the future due to a lack of vitamins and minerals. This could lead to a stroke or heart attack.” To stay healthy, experts recommend a varied diet, including some five daily portions of fruit and vegetables. But Claire said: “I’m actually scared of fruit and veg. I get so angry when people think I’m being faddy — this is a real medical condition.”

Now as soon as I read the title, the first thing that came to my mind was, “well what kind of pizza are we talking about here?” Pepperoni and plain cheese pizzas taste good for like 1 slice and that’s about it. But if you’re talking CPK’s BLT pizza or Village Pizzeria’s Clam & Garlic then that’s well worth dying over. If I had to pick one food to eat for the rest of my life, I’d seriously consider those pizzas. This chick though, with her cheese and tomato pizza needs to just die yesterday. What the fuck is her deal? There’s nothing extraordinary about eating ordinary pizza. At least mix it up a little bitch. I get what you do. If it’s not broke why fix it, but throw a pizza bagel in once in a while. Some lunchables. A hot pocket or two.


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