Who The Fuck Is This Guy?

Is he: A. Part owner of the Los Angeles Lakers, B. The new favorite to win the bidding war on the Dodgers, C. The Richest man in Los Angeles, D. a Chinese Doctor who sells drugs?

Huffingtonpost Who is the richest man in LA? Dr. Patrick Soon-Shiong. And he may just be the future owner of the Dodgers.In a race that is down to about eight final bidders, Dr. Soon-Shiong will likely determine which group wins based on which group he joins.Dr. Soon-Shiong said Tuesday that he will “absolutely participate” in a bid for the team, and, as a close friend of Magic Johnson’s, it is likely he’ll join Johnson and Stan Kasten’s bid, the Los Angeles Times reports. Soon-Shiong bought Johnson’s 4.5 percent stake in the Lakers and is reportedly more passionate about basketball than baseball.He told the LA Times, “My commitment is to Los Angeles, so whatever helps this continue to be a great city, that’s what I would be focused to do and the Dodgers are certainly iconic to Los Angeles.”Dr. Soon-Shiong may, however, be waiting to see which bidding group is in the lead before committing to one, CBS speculates.Soon-Shiong is a physician and biotech developer and investor. He made his $7 billion fortune in the past three years by selling two drug companies. He is widely known for developing a new method of administering Paclitaxel, a widely-used breast cancer drug.

Um… What the fuck is this. It’s not April first right? Not opposite day. I’m not dreaming. This Chinese doctor is trying to buy our fucking Dodgers? Wait what he already owns 4.5% of the Lakers? Is he the one voting no on Dwight trades and Chauncey signings? Magic better outbid this Soon Shiong drug peddler because I know for a fucking fact he knows nothing about owning a sports team in Los Angeles.

You guys watch Storage Wars? Soon Shiong reminds me of Dave. Guy just pisses me off. Comes in with buttloads of money and just waves it in front of everybody’s face just cause he can. Can’t stand how he looks. I just wanna shoot myself every time I hear his dumbass yell yeap yeap yeap. Another thing off subject about Storage Wars. Do you notice none of Dave’s calculations make sense? This table is worth 5 thousand dollars, this lamp is worth 2 thousand, this fridge is 1 thousand. I never understand how he comes to these ridiculous conclusions.

Bottom line, I don’t even like the Lakers so run that franchise into the ground all you want. Just keep your richass out of the Dodgers. Bleed Doyer Blue Baby


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