What to Buy Your Girlfriend When She’s Bleeding

A bag of Flipz and a glass of milk should keep your bleeding mate happy for a couple of hours.
I mean this shit is like crack. As you bite into the pretzel, you can taste the chocolate, and a hint of salt that makes things the perfect combination of bitter sweet.

Fuck…

Writing this entry makes me feel like I’d enjoy it more than the gender I’m recommending it to.

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s