How obnoxious is making your own “National” holiday? You can’t just up and make up your own day. That’s bullshit. I can’t just declare today National Loudmouse day cause I feel like it. I’m probably gonna go stand in line like all the other sheep for some free yogurt later, but I refuse to agree that February 6th belongs to Yogurtland. Try making it on the holiday website first assholes.
PS. Best yogurt goes: plain yogurt with fruity pebbles, cheesecake bite, cookie dough.