The Definition of a Hipster

Here at Loud Mouse, we’re all about informing helpful knowledge to idiots in the world whom otherwise would’ve amounted to nothing.

So please show gratitude when I reveal that a hipster is nothing more than cotton underwear.

 

Now….

Get the fuck off the road and ride your bicycle on the sidewalk.
I don’t care if that shit’s illegal. Stop blocking the flow of traffic.

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