The Youngest Kid From Home Improvement Just Got A DUI

Taran Noah Smith, the youngest kid from “Home Improvement,” was arrested early this morning for alleged DUI and possession of drugs — hash, to be specific.Smith, best known for his role as little Mark Taylor, is still in custody … currently being booked for the DUI and the drug possession, which is a felony.

Wow this makes me feel old. Seems like yesterday I was watching Tool Time and Tim Taylor was bashing on fatass Al Borland. Time fucking flies. Home Improvement was such a great show. Wasn’t the entire cast of Home Improvement making at least a mil each from every episode? Forget about the DUI and the drugs for a second, how the fuck is Mark Taylor driving around in a 1998 Honda Accord? I get the whole ‘I went broke after the show cause I have no actual talent’ scenario, but you really don’t have to stoop to the level of Mexican labor workers and drive a 14 year old car.

PS. Debbe Dunning used to be so hot… What happened to her…

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