Everything Is Going To Be Fine America. We Have A Hot Pocket X Box Controller.

Ben Heck you done it. This is absolutely genius. Do you know what you’ve done? You’ve changed the world forever! Terrorism, cancer, AIDS, obesity, they may all be a thing of the past now. People finally will have enough time to take care of all these dire world wide epidemics. You’ve don’t it, Benjamin. You’ve saved the people of Earth literally tens of seconds a week. Take those seconds and multiply it by the nearly 7 billion people on the planet and what do you get? (Takes out calculator) More than 1,900 total extra years for human beings to dedicate towards curing cancer and fat people. What a glorious time to be alive.


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