Adele’s Explicit Photos Leaked on the Web

I think Adele is one of the most talented singers we’ve seen in a very long time.
Without the auto-tune,computer voice effects, and definitely WITHOUT sex appeal.
Recently she went through a major change in her weight, shedding a gajillion pounds.

Now before all you fat asses are wondering how she lost all that weight, I can only guess it took something along the lines of dedication and hard-work.
Obviously something a lot of you don’t have.

Anyway, if any of you sick fucks actually Google imaged this explicit photo of Adele, you deserve to see some shit like this.

Hit the jump to see the explicit photo of Adele that leaked from her phone.

That’s that grammy winning swag confidence.
She’s so fat she has a Mc Donald’s Arch on her back instead of a regular one.
That ain’t dirt on the bottom of her feet, that’s chocolate powder from a donut she ate earlier.
Now I know who to call if I ever need to smuggle drugs across the border.
Even if they had dogs to smell, her pores are probably reeking of cheeseburger.

P.S. – If she fell, she’d definitely be “Rolling in the Deep”

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One thought on “Adele’s Explicit Photos Leaked on the Web

  1. OHH ROLLING IN THE DEEP GOOD ONE…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….

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