Standing Ovation : Victoria’s Secret Swim 2012 (NSFW)

Having sex on the beach is a VERY stupid thing to do.
It’s not romantic, it’s not sexy, it’s painful.
You don’t want your penis rubbing in n out of friction with sand.
But trust me when I tell you that NO MAN will turn down a little bit of Sand-Vag to pipe down these broads.

I mean you can always wear a condom, that’ll be less painful, but who wears condoms now-a-days? It’s 2012.

P.S. – Don’t thank me.

P.P.S – Sorry for getting your toddler penis active so early in the morning. Now you can imagine your fat ass girlfriend is one of these broads when your having sex with her after work. Just don’t yell out the wrong name.

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