FC Barcelona : FCB = Fuckin Cry Babies (Diving Champs)

I’m going to admit something that is going to hurt me.
To prove that I’m not a complete nutter job or being ignorant.
Barcelona is the best Futbol club in the world. No if,and,buts about it.
However, they are a team of classless pussies that put the greatest actors to shame.

The video above is the best compilation to show you what these dick-less poo-nannies are ALL about.
Last time I heard, Paul Walker has personally called Sergio Busquets for acting lessons, in which a fee of 4 million pounds was agreed between both parties.

We get it.
You have a hobbit on your team that can run with the ball like Gollum is chasing him, and a mastermind midfield master who can pass between the space of a 11-year old girl’s pure vagina, but there is ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKIN excuse to be this pathetic.

You guys not only pass a team to fuckin death, but stay bed-ridden on the grass like your life depended on it.

Might as well wear pajamas on the fuckin field.
This is Futbol amigos, not fuckin Volleyball. Expect contact.

FCB = Fuckin Cry Babies

P.S. – The video above has automatically deemed Barcelona worthy of being Categorized under “Bitches”

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