Would You Rather? Elizabeth Taylor Edition

Elizabeth Taylor blah blah blah. Megan Fox blah blah blah. Lindsay Lohan blah blah blah. So there’s this lady name Elizabeth Taylor who’s famous for I don’t know. She’s a really old actress who died last year but they’re making a movie based on her life and they don’t know who to use. Megan Fox or Lindsay Lohan? Personally I think Megan Fox is hotter than all fuck, but she looks too much like a bitch. That’s all gravy in the bedroom but if you asked her to cook you breakfast I feel like she’d get all “you fucking make it, I just ate your jizz I’m not even hungry.” on you. Lindsay on the other hand looks like a pushover. I could make her do anything. I could convince her that I need allowances of millions and she’d just sign off on the checks. Also she’s addicted to millions of drugs and shes starting to age kind of badly, but she’s still got it.

 

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