Burger King Is Delivering Now

DailyMail– In a move that is sure to send a shiver down the spines of anti-obesity campaigners everywhere, fast-food giant Burger King has announced plans to launch a home delivery service.The nation’s second largest burger chain has been quietly testing the service at four of its restaurants in the greater Washington area. For decades burger restaurants have resisted introducing home-delivery services as the snacks don’t travel well and tend to go soggy when warmed up in a microwave.But Burger King claims to have solved the problem by developing what it calls ‘proprietary thermal packaging technology,’ which ensures the food won’t arrive cold and congealed. According to chief brand and operations officer Jonathan Fitzpatrick the new packaging ‘ensures the Whopper is delivered hot and fresh, and the french fries are delivered hot and crispy. They claim stores try to deliver within 30 minutes of ordering but customers must live within a 10-minute drive of the store. Drinks are delivered in bottles and the service does not extend to breakfasts. Delivery times are 11 a.m. to 10 p.m. If successful it is expected they will roll the service out nationwide.

I think America is destined to be forever fat. I want to hate on this idea but I can’t because I’m probably going to be doing this shit. Burger King’s fries are on point and if you can guarantee me that they’re going to be as crispy as they are when you put em in the bag, then all the better. People are always complaining about how America’s too fat and we need to dial down on our junk food and here comes Burger King with a GENIUS idea to start delivering. Pure genius bros.

I shit you not the Whopper is pretty good, but the best taco in America is Burger King’s. You couple a taco with the zesty onion ring sauce, and you can thank me later. Whoever says they started that is a fucking liar because I started that shit on accident only the first day they invented zesty sauce. I got sick of using those little red wannabe taco packets and BAM. History was made.


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