Pretty sure I have alcohol poisoning right now. Spent the entire Sunday sitting on my toilet with my iPad. It has nothing to do with this post but… wait nevermind it does. First time I’ve stayed home on a Saturday night in fucking forever it seems. Watched a bunch of movies and ate 3 Digiorno’s. One of these movies was the Devil’s Double. A guy gets handpicked as Uday Saddam Hussein’s double. Just a sickass movie start to finish. Don’t want to say anything else, but have I’d kill for that. I might just go fatten myself up to go audition for Kim Jong Un doppleganging.